ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
remember about an hour ago when i told you i was never drinking again? i may or may not be mixing malibu with caprisun. just saying.
He just made me apologize because his morning wood is NOT a laughing matter.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I feel like I knew it was fucked up, but feared that god would take my dick away if I didn't use it last night.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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