we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
Yea she is hot. But she also had no toothpaste in her entire apartment.
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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