i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
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I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
I'd rather be castrated by angry chipmunks Than live your life for 24 hours
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Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
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