So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
ah, there's nothing like waking up to picture messages of a strange man's cock. life is good.
haha, that's fucked up. flacid cock pictures are the mental breakfast of champions.
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
