We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
i knew i liked her after she chugged tequila, fell down the stairs and said "oh dont worry i knew it'd be faster this way"
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
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I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
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What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
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