so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
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1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
There is a 5-year old here fighting 'drunk monkeys'. He tried to knock a drink out of my hand with a plastic light saber...
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
Date with Air Force guy was nice btw. And for my next trick I'll talk him into fucking me in his fighter jet at 30,000 ft.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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