moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
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My 10 year old brother handed me a pack of condoms and said "here, i don't wanna be an uncle yet."
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
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Did you get your crutches off the street sign?
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
If you ever feel goofy just think of the fact that I just shaved the batman symbol into my pubes
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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