No idea how i never noticed that penis before. I wonder if it works
You know how I know he's a virgin? He's wearing transition lenses.
do you think there was ever a doctor who smelled his finger after giving a prostate exam?
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
My phone saved "first signs of pregnancy" as a most visited search.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
Got high again and all I want to do is wave this flag around
I just scored a new eye doctor and a date all in one email. BOOM!
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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