so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
Well he's not a stripper, so we're already doing better than my last date.
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
First day of class and I'm in a bar drinking pitcher #3. Foreshadowing?
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
We were basically fucking on the dance floor. People kept buying us drinks. It really only encouraged us.
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
Randomize
