just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
People kept wishing me happy birthday last night. apparently i was 21st birthday drunk
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
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I was pissing in the urinal at the concert and some drunk chick ran in and yelled 'but the lines to fucking long' then ran out with 10 state troopers chasing her... Yeah
asked the cab driver where he learned Swahili last night.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
You were crying in a drunken stupor for an hour because "the new daft punk album didn't blow your tits off"
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
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