Locked eyes w/ her at mainstreet, and said 'yeah yeah get it!' From there we started violently making out on the dancefloor (I had a FULL boner, ps) and then I got her number
So ignoring my calls doesnt work if you update your facebook a minute later.
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
It's a never ending cycle of men I've fucked knowing other men I've fucked. I need a new town.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
to be fair i didnt know she wanted to sleep with me
WHY THE FUCK ELSE WOULD SHE DRAG A STRAIGT MAN INTO A VICTORIA'S SECRET CHANGEROOM GODDAMMIT
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