Denial is the first step to alcoholism…and I don't hate it
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
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Just violated the laws of fuck-buddyship and talked to him about my personal life. I don't like it.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
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this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
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