He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
Watched an eagle swoop down and eat a rabbit on my walk back from your place, literally too high to handle this right now
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
No idea. I blame fireball.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
Rebecca hasn't has this number in 3 months. Please tell all her friends to stop calling at 3 am. We are not interested in buying or selling drugs nor do we want to hook up with anyone. You all need to go to rehab.
My liver needs me to go back to work asap.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I just texted my mom from a strip club.
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.