I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
im downtown. alone. lost. drunk. dressed as santa. dont find me. i just heard someone say mechanical bull.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
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It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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after you got high, you started to make guac with your bare hands and said: "there's soda bubbles in my legs"
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Remember when I made out with that stranger at the bar on my 21 in chicago? I wonder how he's doing
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You think your roommate is bad? The guy they paired me with is such a nerd, his very presence at a party blocks every cock in the room.
I got kicked out of the E.R. for saying "balls".
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