You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
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I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
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Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
I'm not going out, it's sweat pants and gallon vodka night at my place and I'm the only one on the guest list.
This is because you lost at fooseball isn't it?
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
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