Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
If a Romanian girl's marriage isn't considered legal in the US then she's fair game right?
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
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