oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
i was rollin on her like bob the builder
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
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They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
While the bouncer was checking my purse, he found a bag of pasta noodles in it and asked me why I put them in my purse. I said to him: "So the guy knows I can cook."
Dude it's huge. I don't usually like looking at those things, but you're kind of forced to stare that horse in the face.
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
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