She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
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He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
He was trying to be aggressive in bed, but in reality, it was like watching a declawed cat try to climb a curtain. They WANT it, they just can't DO it.
So the stripper who poured a beer on my head also gives great head. Even she doesn't know why she went home with me. No more mystery shot challenges.
Immediately after I scarfed down an Applebee's appetizer trio for lunch, my boss sent me on an hour long road trip to pick up some parts. Great. I can't wait to shit my pants on US-31 South.
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NO MAKING MOLDS OF ANYONES GENITALS
Fine. Suck all the fun out of life.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
I've slapped too many boys and done too many naked laps for it only to be 10:30pm
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
You looked at the bouncer while you pissed on the front door of the bar and said...who the fuck are you?
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