Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
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what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
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Finally hooked up with her. She bought me tacos after because "she can do better in a bed". You're gonna be my best man.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
If you can't have hot, loud sex in a dorm for the last time ever, what can you do in this world?
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
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