If I remember correctly, I may have been smoking a cigarette on the dance floor. This is the true sign of a douchebag in his native habitat...fmylife
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I never thought your mom would see me throwing up on my hands and knees in your front yard
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
i think god would be more upset with me for turning down such a beautifully crafted cock than he would for me liking girls
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.