Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
i just traded a sweatshirt for margaritas... why did they ever stop using the barter system??!!
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
Omg calling you in 10 to update you on who I peed on last night
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Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
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She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
I am the only person I know ever to have been brought TO the bar in the back of a cop a car. Twice.
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
Well just give me the address, I'll bring the bourbon. If they let that into mental institutions
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.