i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
someone just puked in the library. they put up caution tape. i totally underestimated finals week.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
If he refers to me as slump buster one more fucking time.
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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