Where you at
assisting at a photo shoot in williamsburg till 7ish. wassup?
Doesn't matter. I already jerked off in your bed.
we are learning about oedipus in english. fuck you for making this awkward for me
i don't think my family understands the severity of a twenty first birthday.
I just made my bed perfectly before realizing that I'll be too drunk to appreciate it tonight
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I got stabbed with a couple of chip crumbs during sex Saturday. Further proof I need to stop eating snacks in bed
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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