I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
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