i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
i was playing the convince him im sober game through texting. i spelled most of the words right. i hope.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
This morning i put band aids over my nipples bc i was too lazy to put on a bra. Think I've reached a new low.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
If my dildo had feelings, they. Would've deffinately been hurt. He put that toy to shame..
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