normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I've blown a few things in my day
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
Every time my boyfriend threatens to commit suicide I change my relationship status as "widowed".
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I honestly think the worst part about the night is they just kicked us out of the park and we didn't even get to go into Disneyland Jail
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
and Katie got too high with the tow truck driver and wants to go home
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
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