# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
She made a roadhead CD. Can I marry her?
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I've never had to say don't judge me for chip clips in the shower before
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