Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I want Jason Statham to talk British to my vagina.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Remember...the emancipation proclimation is your favorite document, you love asian women, japanese food is the tits, and you willfully employ as many latinos as possible...
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
How do I enter a double puke and rally into my calorie counter?
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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