she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
Just because its your birthday does not mean u can play quarters by dropping quarters into cups to make me drink.
I wish I could like. Pull my liver out, and put it in the corner of a boxing ring, put a towel and ice on it, rub it's shoulders, and tell it to "get back in there, you got this!".
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
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can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
Long story short I'm making an I'm sorry card for a girl I dont remember having sex with
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
Herpes is not a lady problem you can solve with shower beers and kissing boys
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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