your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
It's like every time I'm baked I discover my fingers all over again.
Turns out I made out with a woman dressed as a unicorn here 10 years ago
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