i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
Vodka and cigarettes aside, my body is a temple.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Fuck these bullshit days. My underwear are still inside out.
Remember when I convinced you to watch me eat my sandwich just so you could reuse my plate and save us money on our water bill? I'm so ecofriendly when I'm high
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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