you guys were way drunker than both of me
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Bud light made chelada as a breakfast for those of us with class at 8 am
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