I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
According to google history I spent most of last night trying to buy an elephant.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
I was sitting on the floor of CVS chugging white grape juice until someone asked me to leave.
"too many" and "free shots" never belong in the same sentence
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Opened my purse to realize I have someone else's birth certificate. What happens to me in college?
It's shark week go big or go home
Did you really have to freak out and get up half way through to put the cat in the closet?
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There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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