we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
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We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I went home with a guy last night because he showed me some magic tricks and kept shouting "THEY'RE ILLUSIONS MICHAEL!"
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
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Mike Pence got the fuck boy eyes though
If you're with any of them tell them i apologize for (insert whatever i did here)
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
I told him to take his man panties off and take the fucking Jaeger bomb already, so no to a 2nd date
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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