So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
Nobody cheats on THIS.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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