just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I love my grandma, but if I have to sit and watch one more show on Bravo, I'm gonna burn her fuckin house to the ground
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
Todays life lesson brought to you by last nights half pitchers of cheap sangria: you'll never get the stain or the SMELL of sangria vomit out of your bedroom carpet.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
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I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
Hey guys.. So I accidentally broke the front door last night
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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