Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
go do what you do best...puke behind churches
don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
My life has hit rock bottom, I'm watching a movie on lifetime about retarded people falling in love. And I'm jealous of their relationship.
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
3 things. 1. is this real life 2. my liver hates me 3. keg race tonight
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
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