So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
you sent me 45 texts saying "meow?"
did i?
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
I wish you could see the look on my boss's face right now.
wtf?
Before you passed out in the middle of the NHL 10 party you had to prove that you were a better fighter than Patrick Kane. Your not. Thanks for the black eye dipshit.
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its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
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Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
He walked into the bar right as I was licking the shotglass clean. We made eye contact for way too long..
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
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