i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Dude im not sure whos apartment i woke up in but i just showered here and their shampoo in phenomenal
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I'm high, and her 2,100 tagged pictures annoy me even MORE. I wish it had a google searchbar so I could type in "cleavage pics" to get to the point.
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Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
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I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Also, if asking a guy to come over and watch curling with you doesn't scream let's fuck then idk what does
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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