I feel great
I just peed on a car
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
Just found my DARE notebook from 6th grade. Extacy was starred and highlighted.
At least I've made one childhood dream come true
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
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Also, don't forget your plan to die young at a shrooms-fueled orgy.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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