Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
Can you bring home an IV stand and an empty bag so I can direct inject coffee for work tomorrow morning?
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
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