Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
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the smoke from my cigarette strangely resembles what patrick swayzes ghost will look like.
Eating a girl out that was just in the ocean does not make her taste like saltwater taffy
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
i wish i could, but i promised myself i wouldn't sleep with anyone who couldn't grow a beard for a while. it's not you, it's crosby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
GOOGLE HAS JUST RELEASED AN UPDATE THAT ALLOWS YOU TO CATCH POKEMON USING MAPS. Pack your shit, our time has COME.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
duddde i wasn't even home last night and someone elses clothes are on my floor and there glow sticks everywhere?!
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