i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
So I wore my ankle step-counter exercise thingy while I rode him. Don't fuck him- I only burned .2 pounds.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Randomize
