Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
I just bought condoms at Big Lots. please save this text so you can laugh at me in 9 months
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
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I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
He told her Jesus wouldnt yell curse or degrade her. He'd just simply shake his head and slap the shit out of her
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I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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