Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
yea i came on her face and told her to bring a snorkel next time
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it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
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The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
This reunion sucks. All the confident hot girls from high school are still confident and hot, and none of the fat girls with low self esteem transformed into hot girls with low self esteem.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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