i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
a kid in a transformers shirt tried to pick me up last night at work. he also rolled up on a bicycle, the kind with pedals. do i look that easy?
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
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I've gotten 23 condolence texts about Germany's defeat. I got 3 for our break-up. That's how much my friends don't like you.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
His idea of romance is drunkenly leaving me dead dandelions on my car in the middle of the night
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Sorry my hands just texted you
You gave him that scrunchie you made and called it your "sex offering".
I woke up on some strangers couch covered in salad mix and oatmeal cream pies. The struggle is absolutely real.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
oh, i solved that problem. i told him i wanted to steal my roommate's nephew. radio silence. haven't heard from him since.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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