But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
When the officer tried to stop you, you just shouted your name in his face. repeatedly.
I learned 3 things lastnight....1. Turkeys are related to the t-rex. 2. Whales have leg bones cause they used to walk. 3. I will sing drunk in the waffle house, but not during karaoke in the bar
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Everything sucks i just wanna cry and smoke a bowl and pet my cat and die. All at the same time
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
We were playing fuck marry kill and he was eavesdropping so I said I would fuck him
It was like catching dick in a barrel
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