Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
I want to break his glasses with my pelvis.
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm throwing in the towel on today. The puke gods have won this war
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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