in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
sometimes i think my sole purpose in life is to cockblock my roommate
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I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
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There comes a point, as I lay on the floor of the work disabled toilets contemplating catching 10 minutes sleep between chunders, that I wonder if its really worth it
you can't tell me not to come to work cause roads are bad then ask me an hour later to come in and expect me to be sober
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
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