I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
You showed your tits for hundreds of beads but magically became shy when there was food on the line
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
You sat down in the middle of the road and started crying. We told you "Get your ass up or we're leaving you here." You replied "They'll findddd meeeeee" and ran after us.
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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