I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Welp...herpes.
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
The voicemail says i shouldn't bother ever showing my face there again, i don't understand
We visited your boss last night. guess you wont be paying the rent this month, eh?
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
This is most sickening thing I've ever seen, and I threw up my body weight in jello shots on my birthday.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Ok so last thing I remember was hugging a cop while vomiting
We have moved from phase 1: honeymoon, to phase 2: trapped in relationship until the cold embrace of death
Speaking of dignity, who all saw me....
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