can u get pink eye on your cock?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
organizing the empties. That sober.
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Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
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I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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