I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
Please tell me this is my four loko that I just woke up in....
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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