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• (312): View more from Illinois

  Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  The only thing he got me during our relationship was a cum stain in my backseat. I choose winners.

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• (317): View more from Indiana

  just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.

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• (901): View more from Tennessee

  How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?

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  25 People Confess What They’re Shamefully Attracted To

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.

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• (662): View more from Mississippi

  Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.

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• (323): View more from California

  it's fine if we fail the bar, we were never going to satisfy the moral character requirement anyway

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• (412): View more from Pennsylvania

  Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.

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• (419): View more from Ohio

  You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.

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• (413): View more from Massachusetts

  I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there

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• (520): View more from Arizona

  So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....

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• (202): View more from Washington, DC

  Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.

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• (949): View more from California

  Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.

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