I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Well sorry I accidentally spooned your mom and possibly threw up on you
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Were you drinking last night?
Because typically I don't associate the phrase 'Go sleepy time' with sobriety.
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I don't question myself. That's what I have you for.
I'm honored.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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