I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
8:30 every morning in the third floor bathroom we fuck in the handicap stall. You have your morning workout and I have mine.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
They tried to dine n dash at dennys and the waiter jumped on their car and broke their windshield
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
You did what with his pubic hair?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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