I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
The guatemalans kept making all these sexual suggestions ... With the corn
I have discovered that there is nothing that a giant penis attached to a southern accent can't talk me into. yee-haw!
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studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I'm a bit broke right now... Would it be OK if I pay you in champagne and Xanax?
I deflowered you on valentines day. I AM THE BEST AT ROMANCE. LOVE ME.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Have you ever just sat there and thought about past penises?
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
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