I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
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i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
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If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
I just told my mother my "if there are drugs I'm only taking them if I don't have to pay" rule and witnessed her perception of my shatter and crumble behind her eyes.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
drunk me always erases text conversations because she is a woman of mystery and does not like for me to know what's going on in her life
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