they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
The old saying is "its not the size of the boat-- but the motion of the ocean" is obviously for those on the "Small side." I am of the belief that "You can't churn butter with a toothpick"
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
told weddin planner we wanted to work in ceremonial body shots before vows. she hasnt reponded yet...
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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